For all of us who find humor in grammatical errors and are tickled by double entendres, here's our Top 30 countdown of church newsletter blunders:
| #30 | Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. |
#29 |
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so. |
#28 |
This evening there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. |
#27 |
The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. |
#26 |
On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband. |
#25 |
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music to follow. |
#24 |
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. |
#23 |
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM ... Please use large double door at the side entrance. |
#22 |
It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do. |
#21 |
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. |
