For all of us who find humor in grammatical errors and are tickled by double entendres, here's the second part of our Top 30 countdown of church newsletter blunders:

Part 1: #21-30

#20 The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
#19 Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday evening. Please use the back door.
#18 The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
#17 Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
#16 Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
#15 Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
#14 Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
#13 Anyone not claiming lost articles will be disposed of.
#12 For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
#11 Missing -- A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.

Look out for the All-Time Top 10 Church Bloopers coming next week!

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