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Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog

The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

by Lisa Scottoline

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Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog by Lisa Scottoline
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  • Published in USA  Nov 2009
    320 pages
    Genre: Short Stories/Essays

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At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, "I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there's only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I'm Italian." The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline.

In this collection, you’ll laugh about:

  • Being caught braless in the emergency room
  • Betty and Veronica’s Life Lessons for Girls
  • A man’s most important body part
  • Interrupting as an art form
  • A religion men and women can worship
  • Real estate ads as porn
  • Spanx are public enemy number one

And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!

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"Brief, punchy slices of daily life...this ordinary woman faces [daily conundrums] with verve and wicked humor, especially how her beloved dogs have contentedly replaced the romance in her life." - Publishers Weekly

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Lisa Scottoline Author Biography

Lisa Scottoline is The New York Times bestselling author and Edgar award-winning author of 28 novels, including her latest work, Damaged. She also writes a weekly column with her daughter Francesca Serritella for the Philadelphia Inquirer titled Chick Wit which is a witty and fun take on life from a woman's perspective. These stories, along with many other never-before-published stories, have been collected in a New York Times bestselling series of humorous memoirs including their most recent, I've Got Sand in All the Wrong Places, and earlier books, Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat?; Have a Nice Guilt Trip; Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim; Best Friends, Occasional Enemies; My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space; and Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog, which ...

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Lisa Scottoline: scotto-leany (last part rhymes with linguine)

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