Excerpt from The Portable Veblen by Elizabeth McKenzie, plus links to reviews, author biography & more

"This is true?"

"Yes! It's very well documented."

"Sounds like a Hitchcock movie."

For the record, she wished he'd said "Wow!" or "Amazing!" or something flavored with a little more curiosity and awe, because those mass migrations had always represented something phenomenal to her.

"The solidarity is what I love about it, all of them deciding it was time to go and then setting out together," she tried, for she loved Richard Rorty's writings on solidarity and had no trouble applying it to squirrels.

"Probably in a blind panic, burning with mange."

"Paul!"

"I don't have the same feeling about squirrels, Veb."

This was upsetting for some reason. Although Paul wasn't the only person who thought squirrels were nasty, furry bastards with talons like birds and the cold hearts of reptiles.

Even Beatrix Potter's The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin, a classic of children's literature, by an introverted woman who generally adored small animals, offered up a pesky idiot-squirrel who riddles a landed authority figure into a fury. But was Nutkin as frivolous as he was made out to be? She had a few theories about that.

"Thorstein Veblen would say people hate squirrels," she called up to him, "because that's the only way to motivate expenditures on them - such as buying traps or guns. It's the same with stirring up patriotic emotionalism, because it justifies expenditures for defense."

"Uh, what?" He took the sleek apparatus in his grasping hands, then was back on the chair stuffing it somewhere in the dark close to the hatch. He said, "I'll check it every day, you won't have to think about it. I'll take it up in the hills where it will live happily ever after. Okay?"

"Whatever, just do it!" she said, biting into her arm.

In addition to biting herself, another way Veblen dealt with emotional distress was to fixate on ideological concerns.

Unhappy that Paul was stuffing a trap into her attic, registering a loss of control that would come with a growing relationship and further compromise, she began to think bitterly about how phenomena in the natural world no longer inspired reverence and reflection, but translated instead into excuses for shopping sprees. Squirrels = trap. Winter's ragged hand = Outdoor World. Summer's dog days reigned = Target. Same with traditions - marriage was preceded by the longest shopping list of all, second only to the one after the birth of offspring.

"Paul, take this trap. You impute it with awesomeness because you acquired it and you now believe it's the crystallization of your desires."

"Can you bring me a piece of cheese or something?"

She trudged into the kitchen, to look for a snack a squirrel might not enjoy. She had an idea.

"Veblen?" he called.

"Coming."

"A piece of bread is fine."

"Okay, just a minute."

Shortly, she carried in a plate with her offering.

"What's that?" asked Paul, peering down.

"Sauerkraut sprinkled with mace."

"Why?"

"I hear they love it," said Veblen.

She heard him set the plate into the trap with a clap.

Excerpted from The Portable Veblen by Sophie McKenzie. Copyright © 2016 by Sophie McKenzie. Excerpted by permission of Penguin Press. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.