Excerpt of Ever By My Side by Dr. Nick Trout
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At a downstairs window a shredded lace curtain fl uttered and
then a tiny woman appeared at the doorstep looking as if she had
just got out of bed in her mauve bathrobe and matching slippers,
even though this was the middle of the afternoon. She was not
much taller than Amanda, but her skin was waxy and wrinkled,
her gray hair stiff and lopsided, as if it had dried in a strong crosswind.
This is all the description I can offer because my eyes began to
water, my vision blurred, and I had an overpowering desire to pinch
my nose and run away, gasping for fresh air. The Cat Lady was
careful to close the front door behind her, but she had already unleashed
a pungent, toxic cloud of aerosolized feline urine into our
To her credit and my surprise, Amanda managed to stay focused
and told the story of how we found the four abandoned kittens
in a pillowcase and how they seemed hungry and in need of
food and shelter. In the meantime Keith looked like he might vomit,
the nausea contorting his face fueling a giggling fit that his brother
Timmy struggled to contain.
"We didn't know what to do," said Amanda, showing Sugarplum
to the Cat Lady.
Now, some parents might be reading this and thinking an impromptu
visit to a complete stranger with a local reputation for
being a bit of a weirdo might not have been a particularly good
idea. What if the Cat Lady invited us in and introduced us to her
husband, the Big Bad Wolf? In fact, personal danger never crossed
our minds. Helicopter parenting had yet to be invented and besides,
the old woman's getup gave her a warm and cozy bedtime
aura, as if she might break out the hot chocolate and tell us a story
at any moment.
The Cat Lady kept her lips pursed, head angled slightly down,
forcing her eyes to roll up as she considered the four of us through
wispy gray eyebrows. We held our collective breath (primarily because
of the overpowering aroma of cat pee), but she may have mistaken
this for worry on our part over what she was going to do.
"Follow me," she said in a plummy voice that exuded military
hustle, leading us down the side of the house - not through it - to
a small backyard. There, inside a wooden shed (thankfully well ventilated),
was a series of crates and cages containing a couple of older
kittens and some adult cats. Everything was clean and orderly,
plenty of newspaper and blankets to go around.
"Let's have a look at him," said the Cat Lady and held out her
hand to Amanda, taking Sugarplum and inspecting his belly, his
mouth, and his eyes. At the time I thought this was just another
way of judging which one she would choose to be her favorite, but
of course she was trying to get a sense of the kitten's age - whether
it still had the dried and shriveled umbilical remnant of a kitten up
to three days old; whether it had any nubbins of teeth coming in,
suggesting a kitten about two weeks of age; whether, as was the case
with our litter, the eyes were still shut.
"You can leave them with me," she said, "but I'm not promising
anything, you understand. They're more than three days old but
less than ten. A difficult age and a lot of work, but I'll give it a try.
You never know."
One by one we said our goodbyes to the little creatures in our
hands and entrusted them to the Cat Lady. We thanked her and
headed back the way we came, ignoring any uncertainty about their
futures. To our way of thinking, what could be so difficult? Don't
you just give them food and water and watch them grow? Th e biggest
dilemma was whether your mum or dad would let you do it a
your house, not whether or not it could be done.
Looking back, I realize that no one earns the moniker Cat Lady
by having one or two cats lounging around the homestead. How
many cats does it take to go from cat lover to collector of cats? Six,
a dozen, a hundred? When does devotion become obsession, become
something compulsive, pathological, and terribly sad? All I
can tell you is our Cat Lady may have benefited from opening a
window or two, neutering all her male cats, and investing in a little
Febreze, but from what I saw of her cat rescue operation she was no
hoarder of cats. The animals out back appeared to be in good health
and well looked after. I simply had no point of reference for the
smell of tomcat pee in confined spaces.
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by Dr. Nick Trout. Copyright © 2011 by Dr. Nick Trout.
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