Excerpt of Honolulu by Alan Brennert
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But this was, as I say, the off season, and the beachboys at Waikïkï today
were here to surf, spearfish, or just enjoy a good time with their friends
among whom Harry and I were quickly counted. Soon two more came
ashore: the genial Steamboat Bill and a tall, handsome figure of bronze
who Tarball introduced as my brother Paoa, the world traveler, finally
home for a few minutes.
I gratefully invited Panama and the others to join our picnic, where we
offered them cold noodles, rice, and fire beef, and in return Steamboat offered
us 'okolehao - distilled tï-root liquor. Guaranteed, he promised, to
knock you on your 'okole - and how!
Jade Moon, fresh from chasing down two of her roving children, was
quick to accept the challenge.
We shall see about that, she said, quickly downing a shot of Hawaiian
moonshine, then requesting another.
Whoa, I think Im in love, Steamboat announced.
I am a married woman, Jade Moon demurred. But this one is single.
And she mischievously pointed out Beauty, standing shyly nearby.
Beauty blushed in mortification and tried to hide behind me, but Panamas
eyes lit up. Now, now, dont go hiding your bushel under a tisket, which
made even Beauty, who didnt even fully grasp the absurdity of what hed
The one named Paoa seemed quiet and unassuming, but now I noticed
that although his brother called him Paoa, the other beachboys referred to
him as Duke. This was also not lost on Wise Pearls ten-year-old son
John, who approached him and asked in a hushed tone, Are you the Duke?
Well, Tarballs brother said, my father was also named Duke. Hell always be the Duke to me. Thats why my brothers started calling me Paoa,
to distinguish me from my dad.
But youre the one went to the Olympics, right?
Duke nodded modestly. Jae-sun and I looked at each other with surprise.
Are your medals really made of gold? John asked in awe.
Sure thing. But let me show you something. The great Duke
KahanamokuOlympic medalist, world champion swimmer, legendary
surfertook in the dazzling sweep of the ocean and told John, This is
worth your weight in gold. And its all ours.
For the next few hours we all ate and joked and talked as if we were old
friends. Steamboat strummed a ukulele and Panama showed Beautys daughter
Mary how to make a coconut hat. Why do they call you Panama? Mary
He pointed to the big gap between his front teeth. You heard of the
Panama Canal? Looks kine like this. He took a big gulp of drinking water,
then blew it out through the toothless gap in a torrent. Mary squealed in delight;
Beauty laughed, too. Panama may not have been the handsomest of the
beachboys, but Beauty was instantly smitten.
Tarball, whose real name was Bill, took Harry out for another ride on his
board and Duke offered to do the same for Gracewho backed away in horror
at the idea. I explained Graces fear of the water and Duke just nodded
thoughtfully, then excused himself and headed back down the beach to the
When he returned a few minutes later, it was with one of the glass boxes
that guests of the Moana used to view reef fishthe precursor to todays
snorkeling masks. He asked Grace, Have you ever seen how people throw
coins off the big cruise ships when they come into the harbor?
Excerpted from Honolulu
by Alan Brennert, Copyright © 2009 by Alan Brennert. Excerpted by
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