Reading Guide Questions
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Reading Group Guide
Public Service Quiz
What is of greater service to the American people:
- Riding on a nuclear submarine, pretending to sink ships and wipe out
major cities by firing torpedoes and intercontinental ballistic missiles?
- Wiping up barf when you're the only person with access to the paper
towels and mop.
- Riding in a Lear jet
- Watching rich people try to ride a horse
- Getting on C-Span wearing really expensive clothes
- Standing in your yard wearing $19 scrubs and petting your dog
First Aid Quiz
- What do you do when someone is electrocuted in an isolated area and one
of you just sharpened your pocket knife?
- How do you remove a cast if it's getting on your nerves?
- What happens if you sew yourself up with embroidery thread?
a. Should you wash the cut before sewing it up?
- What is the correct tool to use to remove a splinter?
- What do you do for a severed jugular vein?
- What do you do if four enemas do not seem to be working?
Medicare Coverage Quiz
- Does Medicare cover guillotine-related claims?
a. List one possible post-legal-execution-by-beheading claim.
- Does Medicare cover spacecraft accident-related claims?
a. Does Medicare cover claims related to spacecraft launching pad accidents?
b. Does Medicare cover claims related to weightlessness aboard spacecraft?
- Does Medicare cover
a. "Spoiled Child"
b. "Spring Fever"
e. "Double Whammy"
- Does Medicare have provisions for "stubbed toe"?
- Does Medicare have provisions for "sore finger"?
Test Your Knowledge of Smoky Mountain Dialect
- What is "worshing out feet"?
- What is an "escape goat"?
- What is "the punies."
- Extra Bonus Question: Who had the punies?
- What type of animal was named "Forrest Gump"?
- Why pour ice water into a sick person's ear?
- If a sick person is chatting with you, should you ask them before
terminating their life support?
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