Excerpt of The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving by Jonathan Evison
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He lowers his head back down.
“Tell Ben about some of your other interests,” says Elsa.
The instant she calls me Ben, I feel like I’ve gained some small bit
of ground.
“Yeah, what else are you into?”
Trev shrugs again. “I don’t know, not much.”
“He likes girls,” says Elsa.
“Shut up, Mom,” he says. But she’s managed to coax him out of his
shell. For the first time, he looks me in the eye.
Elsa rises to her feet. “I’ll leave you two to get acquainted.” And
without further comment, she strides across the living room and
through the dining room.
After a moment of awkward silence, Trevor whirs closer to his cluttered
tray table.
“So,” I say. “Girls, huh?”
He casts his eyes down, shyly, and I wish I could take it back. Poor
kid. Bad enough he’s all twisted in knots — people are always putting
him on the spot, pushing him out of his comfort zone, pretending
that everything is normal, as though he can just go out and get a
girlfriend, ride the Ferris wheel with her, and feel her up in the back
of a car. Look at him, staring into his lap, wishing he could disappear,
wishing everybody would quit pretending. But it’s all just a ruse. Because
when he lifts his head again, he swings his chair round clockwise
and checks the doorway. Jockeying back around, he smiles and
looks at me unflinchingly. There’s a glimmer in his eye, a flash of the
evil genius, and I understand for the first time that I may be dealing
with someone else entirely.
“I’m crippled, not gay,” he says. “Of course I like girls.”
I check the doorway. “What kind of girls?”
“Any kind,” he says. “The kind who want to get with a guy like me.”
“You mean because of your . . . because of the wheelchair?”
“I mean because I’m horny. But yeah, that too. Do you have a wife?”
“Not exactly. Well, technically yes, but — long story.”
“Is she hot?”
“She’s hot.”
He leans in conspiratorially. “Would she get with me? Do you think
she’d get with me?”
“Uh, well, um . . .”
“I’m joking,” he says. “Why do you wanna work for nine bucks an
hour, anyway?”
“I’m broke.”
“You’re gonna stay broke working for DSHS.”
“Does this mean I’ve got the job?”
“Sorry, man,” he says. “But I haven’t met all the candidates yet. I like
you better than the fat lady, though.”
Climbing into my car after the interview, my hopes are buoyed
by the sight of a dented white Malibu bumping down the driveway
as another candidate arrives from DSHS. The front bumper is all
but dangling. The tabs are expired. The guy behind the wheel has a
spiderweb tattoo on his neck.
the pro
Now, four months after the interview, I spend anywhere
from forty to sixty hours a week with Trev. We’re way past
the awkward toiletry stage. Beyond the honeymoon stage.
I’ve been Asking, Listening, Observing, Helping, and Asking again
for sixteen weeks, a gazillion waffles, eight trips to the shoe store,
endless hours of weather-related programming. I passed the burnout
stage about three months ago. That’s not to say I don’t like Trev — I
do, tyrannical streak and all. I feel for him.
His father ran off when he was three years old, two months after he
was diagnosed. Funny how that works. Trev is currently enrolled in
the college of life, though his mom is encouraging him to take community
college classes. Elsa ought to wear a cape. She runs the farm
sixteen hours a day, makes dinner, cleans house, and still finds quality
time for her son. She sleeps about three hours a night, and even then,
she’s up every half hour to turn Trev.
Excerpted from The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving
by Jonathan Evison. Copyright © 2012 by Jonathan Evison.
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