Excerpt of Family and Other Accidents by Shari Goldhagen
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When Connor comes out of the men's room, Jack is down the hall
by the water fountain, his hand on the shoulder of a girl.
Connor can't see her well, but can tell she has great hair--long
and red and curly. Her neck is tilted back, like she's laughing,
like something Jack said is really fabulous--he probably didn't
tell her there wasn't time to use the bathroom. Noticing Connor,
Jack nods, leans in to say something to the girl, his fingers
still on her arm. As they part, she turns to look at him again,
but Jack doesn't look back.
"Who was that?" Connor asks.
"That was a reporter from the Plain Dealer."
Jack's mood has turned 180. He smiles, shoulders loose, coat
draped over his arm, suit jacket unbuttoned. "She ran into me at
the drinking fountain, and her stuff went everywhere. We're
going for coffee tonight. Cute, isn't she?"
"Yeah," Connor says flatly. A girl from Penn's Young Alumni
chapter spent the night twice last week, and the temp who
organized files in Jack's office still calls their house
"You know, we've got to get cracking on teaching you stick,"
Jack says. "I'm going to work all weekend, so I can just skip
out this afternoon. Let's go home, change, and you can practice
for a couple hours."
Connor nods. Jack had used the accident as an excuse to get the
BMW, saying he'd give Connor the Nissan Sentra he'd driven all
through law school. But the Sentra is a manual transmission, and
for weeks Jack has been promising to teach Connor how to drive
it. Now, with Jack greased and happy from the encounter with
another girl he doesn't need, is as good a time as any.
But an hour later (one hundred and ninety-six hours before Jenny
Greenspan's birth control takes effect), on an empty service
road in the business district, Jack is wound and tense as Connor
tries to put the Sentra in second gear.
"Shift, shift." Jack slams his foot on an imaginary clutch on
the passenger side, squeezes the utility hook overhead. "Now!"
But even as Connor switches the weight in his feet from one
pedal to the other, the car shudders and dies.
"You can't just sit in the middle of the road," Jack says, as if
they're on the interstate instead of a deserted alley. "Are you
going to start the fucking car?"
Indignation percolates in Connor's throat. He restarts the
Sentra. Downshifts. Stops at the stop sign-the engine trembles,
stays running. Jack shakes his head, rubs eyebrows with his
thumb and forefinger. Connor makes the easy left from the
one-way onto the main road.
"What are you doing!" Jack yells as a Ford Taurus, bright yellow
and angry, hurtles toward them. "Wrong side! Wrong side!"
Jack reaches for the wheel just as Connor starts to turn it.
Hand on top of hand, they jerk the car across the double yellow
line. The long blast of a horn dopplering by them.
"Pull in there." Unnaturally red, Jack points to a low-rise
industrial complex with a squat sign offering the name
"Cleveland Communications." "How did you ever get your license
in the first place?"
"I made a mistake, okay?" In the worn vinyl driver's seat,
Connor stares straight ahead as Jack gets out of the passenger
door and comes around to the driver's side. When Jack opens the
door, cold air rushes in, stinging his bitten lips.
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