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"She's pretty pissed off at Heidi?" Carol asked.
"Wouldn't you be? This was supposed to be big time. He'll be
there," Lawrence added, putting his pudgy finger on an advance
reading copy of our new Arthur Summers collection, which will
be published in September. "Professor Poet Laureate. He'll be handing Heidi the
award. I want to see that! Please, Guy, isn't there somebody you could ask?"
Carol said, "Lawrence, we're not scalpers, we're publishers. And right
now we don't have time to walk the aisles shmoozing and begging for tickets."
"But your booth is finished, and maybe
"And maybe it's time for us to go have a cool shower and a quick nap at
our hotel. Sorry, Lawrence. Ready, Guy?"
"In a minute," I said. "Lawrence, maybe you should wander
over to the Random House aisle, over in the three thousands.
Maybe you'll fi nd Charles Levin. He probably has plenty of party
invites to give out. You should hit him up for the Linda Sonora
party tomorrow night. Those invitations are going fast."
Lawrence nodded quickly, smiled quickly, and scurried away
like an overdue white rabbit.
"What was all that about?" Carol asked me. "Levin won't be helping with
"I know. I wanted to get rid of Holgerson before we left the booth.
I don't trust him."
"Come to think of it," Carol said, "I put out five advance copies of
the new Summers book. Now there's only four."
We were staying in the Landmark Hotel, right across the street
from the Convention Center. The good news was we didn't have
to drive to the show and pay for parking. More good news was
that the Landmark was cheap, forty bucks a night, which was
because of the bad news: the Landmark was a dump. It looked
like a mushroom from Mars from the outside; from the inside,
It had seen better days, even great days on the Las Vegas scale.
Built by Howard Hughes back in the sixties, it was once the tallest
building in town. Hughes lived like an eagle at the top, and
nobody ever saw him leave; but his money was like a magnet
that brought in the high-rollers and celebrities. After Hughes
died the place was sold a couple of times and now nobody would
buy it. It was bankrupt and there were rumors that it would be
leveled by dynamite later in the summer. It had managed to
stay open long enough to be in business during the ABA, but
that was it. Half the staff had been let go, the rest of the staff
was surly, the halls were dingy, the carpets were threadbare, the
casino downstairs was oddly quiet, and our room reminded me
of the Schooner Inn in Santa Barbara, which I remembered with
nostalgia but not with admiration.
Who cares? It was cheap, and it was close. And it was air-conditioned,
which was a blessing after the short hike across
Paradise Road. Besides, the only reason we needed a hotel room
was to crash when we were too exhausted to notice the peeling
wallpaper or the rust stain in the sink.
We walked through the muted casino to the bank of elevators
and pressed UP. We could hear the machinery grinding for
a couple of minutes and then the door opened and we walked
into the elevator and I hit the button for the twelfth floor. As
the door slid closed, we heard a voice call, "Stop!"
I put my hand on the rubber just before the door closed,
and it backed open again and another passenger got in with us.
She was a young woman, a short redhead, pretty if a bit pudgy,
sweaty and blown by the desert wind, wearing jeans and an I Love New York tee shirt, and she had four camera bags hanging
from her shoulders.
"God," she said, with a toothy smile. "Whew. This is one hot town, I'll
tell ya. Where are you staying? Oh, right, the Landmark. Yeah, me too. Some
place, huh? What's wrong with this elevator? How come it's not working?"
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