Excerpt of The Poet's Funeral by John M. Daniel
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Tell me again: why is it I love the ABA?
Carol, my partner, thinks the ABA sucks out loud, and of
course she's right. If you're a bookseller you're having a wonderful
time wandering the aisles, gazing at the new season's splendid
goodies, catching sight of Stephen King or the Pillsbury
Doughboy or Ed Meese or Barry Manilow, being treated like
royalty by the publishers who want your business. But for those
of us actually working the booths, it's a lot more standing than
walking, and the smiles get to feeling forced by eleven in the
morning and there's still at least twelve more hours of smiling
before the day ends and you get to sleep a few hours to prepare
for the next morning's hangover and hard work.
Yet I love it.
So there we were, Carol and I, Friday afternoon before the
show opened, setting up our booth. We had driven over from
Santa Barbara that morning in a rented Ford station wagon, and
by the time we got to the outskirts of Vegas, where a new casino
was being hoisted, a version of Camelot built out of Lego Blocks,
we were already hot and tired and cranky. Then for about three
hours we'd been rolling our hand truck back and forth between
the car and our booth at the Convention Center, then slaving
under the fluorescent lights, which were turned up to nine. A
boom box blared rock from our neighbors in the next booth,
who were frantically fashioning a life-sized model of the Arc
de Triomphe out of papier mâché. The music, if that's what it
was, was intermittently interrupted by the whir and beeps of
teamsters' trolleys and forklifts. Our tee shirts were sweaty and
we'd gone through the six-pack. It's this way every year, the backbreaking
backstage setup. But we were almost finished, and our
booth looked great. I was catching a second high as we hoisted
our display panels. Carol spread our tablecloths over the rented
tables, then arranged flowers and stacks of booksgiveaways
of backlist overstock and display copies of our forthcoming fall
listwhile I started to hang the posters.
"Not again," Carol said. "She doesn't get the center panel this year,
Guy. It's been ten years since you published that book. Give it a rest. Give me
a rest. I'm tired of looking at that woman."
"We still have a lot of copies to sell," I reminded her. "And that
book's our main freebie for the show. Besides, Heidi Yamada's a big star this
"Bullshit. She's a has-been."
"That's right," I conceded. "And now she's making a comeback. At least
she has been somebody."
"She has been a lot of things," Carol said. "She has been your
plaything, for one, and all the world knows it, and you like to rub my nose in
I stepped back and surveyed the display. There she was, on
a blown-up cover of And Vice Versa, bigger than life and still
"But that was my first book," I said. "She put Guy Mallon Books on the
"She put Guy Mallon on the mat." She gave me a grumpy
scowl and gave the finger to the poster.
"I can't believe you're jealous. Of Heidi? Come on."
Carol finally cracked up, bent over laughing. I knew she
couldn't keep up the jealous act with a straight face. She kissed
my forehead. "I'm glad she gave you a good time, baby," she
said. "She's screwed half the publishing industry, so there's no reason you
shouldn't have had a turn."
"So can I keep the poster?"
"If you don't want that poster, I'll take it," said a voice from
behind me, out in the aisle. I knew that voice. That whine.
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