For all of us who find humor in grammatical errors and are tickled by double entendres, here's our Top 30 countdown of church newsletter blunders:

#30 Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

#29

Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so.

#28

This evening there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

#27

The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

#26

On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.

#25

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music to follow.

#24

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

#23

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM ... Please use large double door at the side entrance.

#22

It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.

#21

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Look out for Part 2 next week;
and Part 3, the All-Time Top 10 Church Bloopers, the week after!

This was very funny. I especially chuckled over #27. Thanks for this post!
# Posted By Bnolin | 3/17/12 9:42 AM
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