For all of us who find humor in grammatical errors and are tickled by double entendres, here's our Top 30 countdown of church newsletter blunders:

#30 Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.


Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so.


This evening there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.


The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.


On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.


A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music to follow.


The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.


Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM ... Please use large double door at the side entrance.


It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.


Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Look out for Part 2 next week;
and Part 3, the All-Time Top 10 Church Bloopers, the week after!

This was very funny. I especially chuckled over #27. Thanks for this post!
# Posted By Bnolin | 3/17/12 9:42 AM
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