Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for (or not): The All-Time Top 10 Church Bloopers!
(and if you missed the previous installments, here's Part 1: #21-30 and Part 2: #11-20)
| #10 | Barbara remains in the hospital. She is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. |
| #9 | Illiterate? Write to the church office for help. |
| #8 | The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours." |
| #7 | The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. |
| #6 | Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. |
| #5 | At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice. |
| #4 | Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. |
| #3 | Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. |
| #2 | The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' |
| #1 | Announcing the recovery of a sick minister: God is good. Dr. Hargreaves is better. |
