Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for (or not): The All-Time Top 10 Church Bloopers!

(and if you missed the previous installments, here's Part 1: #21-30 and Part 2: #11-20)

#10 Barbara remains in the hospital. She is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
#9 Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
#8 The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
#7 The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
#6 Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
#5 At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
#4 Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
#3 Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
#2 The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
#1 Announcing the recovery of a sick minister: God is good. Dr. Hargreaves is better.

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