Church Bloopers: Top 10 Grammar Gaffes Found in Church Newsletters
Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for (or not): The All-Time Top 10 Church Bloopers!
(and if you missed the previous installments, here's Part 1: #21-30 and Part 2: #11-20)
| #10 | Barbara remains in the hospital. She is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. |
#9 |
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help. |
#8 |
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours." |
#7 |
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. |
#6 |
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. |
| #5 | At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice. |
#4 |
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. |
#3 |
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. |
#2 |
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' |
#1 |
Announcing the recovery of a sick minister: God is good. Dr. Hargreaves is better. |
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