Church Bloopers - Top 30 Grammar Gaffes Found in Church Newsletters, Part 2
For all of us who find humor in grammatical errors and are tickled by double entendres, here's the second part of our Top 30 countdown of church newsletter blunders:
Part 1: #21-30
| #20 | The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. |
#19 |
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday evening. Please use the back door. |
#18 |
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. |
#17 |
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done. |
#16 |
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. |
#15 |
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary. |
| #14 | Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion. |
#13 |
Anyone not claiming lost articles will be disposed of. |
#12 |
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. |
#11 |
Missing -- A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot. |
Look out for the All-Time Top 10 Church Bloopers coming next week!
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